jon's log

"I’m supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I’ve flunked more often than not. I’m very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don’t understand them."

JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?ELAINE: Twenty-five percent.JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It’s like 4 to 6 percent. It’s a twenty to one shot.ELAINE: You’re way off.JERRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It’s like a leper colony down there.ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?JERRY: UNDATEABLE!ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together?JERRY: Alcohol.
(via The Wink)

Jerry and George talking about women

Jerry: "Wouldn't it be great if you could ask a woman what she's thinking?"
George: "What a world that would be if you could just ask a woman what she's thinking."
Jerry: "You know, instead I'm like a detective. I gotta pick up clues. The whole thing's a murder investigation."